Sister Veronica doesn’t get a lot of email. When she does, it is usually of the variety:

Dear Sister Veronica,

I think you’re hot, can you send me an autographed picture of yourself naked?

Yours truly,

She’s quite used to that kind of thing. Imagine her surprise though, when she received this request from Kelvin:

Date: 31 October 2007 7:21:01 AM
To: sisterveronica


Am Kelvin and would like to make an order of Floor Tiles from your store and would like to know the types and sizes you have in stock as well as the prices and the types of credit cards that you accept.More over would like it to be shipped to west Africa Ghana.Thank you and looking forward to hear from you.


Kelvin must have been looking for Sister Veronica’s Crazy Tile & Paver Warehouse. An understandable mistake.