Mon 18 Jun 2007
Posted by anaglyph under Science, Signs, Silly, Technology, Words
[9] Comments
Since the last post seemed to cause so much puzzlement, and numerous alternative suggestions for the mad scientist’s comment, I’ve decided that you guys need a chance.
OK Acowlytes – have at it!
Mon 2 Apr 2007
Posted by anaglyph under Science, Silly, Spam Observations
[13] Comments
Mon 26 Mar 2007
Posted by anaglyph under In The News, Silly, Technology, Tragedy
[22] Comments
The Sony PlayStation 3 was launched to scenes of mass apathy in Sydney last night, with the anticipated clamouring hordes of customers being outnumbered by press, security and salivating retailers.
Sony must have been disappointed, as would have been the stores, but where did the tragedy strike hardest? Let me quote a little from the Sydney Morning Herald coverage:
At midnight, about 40 PS3 buyers had arrived to collect their consoles, causing distress for the army of camera crews who turned up expecting to capture launch mayhem.
Distress? Awwww. Poor paparazzi poppets. I guess they stayed up well past their bedtimes and, dang, it was a fizzer!
I can only imagine the scenes of sobbing and consolation going on around water coolers in press offices all over Sydney this morning. I hope they’re getting proper counselling.
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At the $999.00 that you’ll have to fork out for a PS3 in Australia, Sony will need to do a lot of convincing to compete with Xbox & Wii… Good luck chaps.
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Sun 4 Mar 2007
Posted by anaglyph under Creepy, Kooky, Laughs, Religion, Sad, Scary, Silly, Stupidity, Tragedy, Words
[51] Comments
Hahahahahahaha! Hahahahahahahahhahahahahaha!
Oh shit, let me just catch my breath.
Hahahahaha! Hahahahaahahhaha!
Allow me to present you with two sentences from abovementioned ‘source’:
A conservative encyclopedia you can trust.
And in the entry on Evolution:
Creationists can cite material showing that there is no real fossil evidence for the macroevolutionary position and that the fossil record supports creationism.
Conservapedia’s front page trumpets:
You will much prefer using Conservapedia compared to Wikipedia if you want concise answers free of “political correctness”.
… to which I would add ‘… or any actual basis in reality’
I propose that the editors should re-think the name of their site and maybe retitle it as ‘Put-Your-Head-In-A-Bag-opedia’
Hahahahahahaha! Hahahahaahaahahaa! Oh look – a handy sandstone block! I think I’ll smash my head against it a few times.
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Special Universal Head Advisory: Pete, don’t go there. It will ruin your day.
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Sun 26 Mar 2006
Posted by anaglyph under Cow Matters, Movies, Silly, True Fiction
[20] Comments
Mon 23 Jan 2006
Posted by anaglyph under Ephemera, Laughs, Signs, Silly
[22] Comments
My lucky-dip present from my mate Pete at our writing group’s annual Christmas meeting was this ‘Super High’ set of sunglasses. The packaging promises ‘Super Amusive Play’ and warns ‘This Is a Toy!’ (just in case you get so Super High that you are tempted to wear them to your next United Nations press briefing).
But the best part is the contents description:
It says at the bottom: ‘Specifications colours and contents may vary from illustration.’
Fantastic! They could stick anything in this bag and not get sued.
But I know that the thing you all really want to see is how cool I look wearing them. Oh very well.
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