Thu 22 Feb 2007
The TCA Friend Spotter Guideâ„¢
Posted by anaglyph under Hmmm..., Signs
[18] Comments
I really don’t know what to add.
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This image from the great public domain resource at the Northwestern University Library
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I would like some more specific tips from TCA on how to spot a friend.
Just stayed tuned. The TCA Friend Spotter Guideâ„¢ will allow you to compile a useful little collection of ‘Friend’ profiles to print out. Collect the whole set and keep them handy when you go to parties.
Jus dont turn yer back on im.
The jaunty angle on the cap says “Let’s do lunch”, the bared teeth say “You’re paying”.
I’m not sure why everyone is making fun of that sign- things would be a lot easier here in the US if the Administration would just issue everyone name tags that are color-coded to mean “Friend” or “Enemy” (no in-between tags- subtleties are just too confusing).
Yes, yes, if only Dick Cheney would – oh, wait a minute… silly me.
Hey- speaking of Dikky Doom, I hear he’s visiting you guys. Tell him we all moved while he was gone, and set him up with a nice 3rd-story walk-up will you? He’s very quiet, and only annoys the neighbors when he foams at the mouth.
I feel vast, powerful waves of feiendship emanating from this picture.
Friends don’t let friends dress like
the Village Peoplethat.Colonel: Yes. Sigh. Mr Cheney is here visiting his friend John Howard. I note that a lot of people who went to meet him didn’t think he was their friend. Evidently there were problems with the name tags.
Jam: I knew you’d pick up that aspect.
jmf: I’m sure he’d be especially friendly to a fellow sailor.
He looks really shocked to be your friend. What did you have to do?
I told him I once stuck my finger in a dyke.
This Man is my Feiend.
LOL. I’m not sure about the Dutch Sailor bit… Maybe the next instalment will be more appropriate… stay tuned.
Sorry, I did that on the couch with just a trackpad. I may go back and edit it once I get to a mouse and a desk.
HAHAHAHAHA!
JediMac, thats VERY amusive!
In 1942, he would be your friend. If it wasn’t for guys like him, who knows what language we would be speaking.
Undoubtedly it would be Klingon.
What – you mean you don’t already speak Klingon?
Nope, sorry. (Blame it on the Dutch.)