Entries tagged with “Pocket Jesus”.


Episode 5: The Sermon on The Virgin.



For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle1 shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.

*Christ! This is one big mother!

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The font used in The Adventures of Pocket Jesus (aram44.ttf) features genuine Aramaic characters and is used with permission of Mr. G. S. Dykes

  1. See also ‘poundals’ and ‘slugs’. []



The Adventures of Pocket Jesus
Episode 4: Eggs is Eggs

*Boy, I really hope these are going to hatch into dinosaurs so I can ride ’em!

(Eggs and rabbits are virtually non-existent in the Bible. Eggs are mentioned only six times and rabbits only twice. Chocolate is not mentioned at all.)

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The font used in The Adventures of Pocket Jesus (aram44.ttf) features genuine Aramaic characters and is used with permission of Mr. G. S. Dykes. What Jesus is saying may or may not make sense. Just like in the Bible.

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