Sun 11 Sep 2005
Playing the Field
Posted by anaglyph under Signs
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My friend Bronni, travelling across the wilds of Dorset in the UK, reports back to The Cow:
“And we single girls thought Sydney was hard. Look what the English lasses are forced to contemplate…”
Wonder how this compares to dating hedgehogs…
I’ll go out on a limb here and wager that both rows and hogs are better than hedgetrimmers.
Call me a gold digger, but if the hedgerow had enough money…
At least they listen and allow you to shape them up.
I think I’ll award a Tetherd Cow Ahead TM t-shirt (when there is one) to the most outrageous pun.
I’m taking You could look forward to a few good roots…
And Anne Arkham, I don’t believe you could possibly be that desperate.