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Sun 5 Feb 2006

God Creates the Cockroaches

Posted by anaglyph under God Creates...
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6 Responses to “ God Creates the Cockroaches ”

  1. Joey Polanski says:
    February 6, 2006 at 7:44 am

    “An th Lord God said: ‘Let there be lice.’ An there was lice.”

  2. jedimacfan says:
    February 6, 2006 at 8:59 am

    Blessed are the cheese makers.

  3. Radioactive Jam says:
    February 6, 2006 at 11:04 am

    Sure, that’s the commonly accepted translation. Closer study reveals something darker, more disturbing: “…[created] the cockroach.” Singular.

  4. Pil says:
    February 6, 2006 at 4:28 pm

    I wonder if God created cartoonists too?

  5. weird and anonymous says:
    February 7, 2006 at 11:36 am

    Correction: Those are cucarachas. For certain females among homo sapiens, they are known to produce the heebeejeebees. The heebeejeebees, of course, can cause the eeks and the jumps and the never-coming-backs. In addition, they make for hours of entertainment when tied to a three- or four-foot piece of sewing thread (before the evolution of the video game, that is). Amazing critters.

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