Simple Graphics Man


Southern Slip

The Continuing Misfortunes of Simple Graphics Man ~

#15: The Continental Collapse.

Simple Graphics Man goes to the southernmost point in mainland Australia. And falls off.

SGM Hopping

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#14: The Fraudulent Frolic.

At first sight, this looks a bit like SGM is cavorting away without a care in the world. But closer scrutiny will reveal that he has been the victim of sneaky graffitists. Oh how they must have laughed, bending him so to their evil will.

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The last time we saw SGM he was in dangerous circumstances on the edge of The Precipitous Precipice where predictably enough, things didn’t go well for him:

#11: The Painful Plunge.*

SGM Fall

Nevertheless, after the dramatic Air/Sea rescue and a few months in hospital recovering from the arm transplant, he was up and about again and ready for a trip to Mainz with his new friend.† Sadly, the holiday was ruined when each of them contracted a urinary tract infection from hanging on too long (well that’s how he says they got it anyway):

#12: The Worrisome Wait.‡

SGM Hold On!

If that wasn’t bad enough, on the plane on the way home the oxygen masks failed to pop out when the plane depressurized, and to make matters worse, thousands of bees escaped into the cabin at that exact moment:

#13: The Absent Air (including the Berserk Bees).‡‡

SGM Airless

Could things get much more dire for Simple Graphics Man?

Indubitably.

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*Thanks Scroob!

†All together now: Oooooooh!

‡Thanks Sarah!

‡‡Thanks RaJ!

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#10: The Precipitous Precipice.

Simple Graphics Man goes for a clifftop walk, but the fresh sea air goes to his head and he strays a mite too close to the edge…

Thanks Pete for the pic.

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#9: The Confined Space.

And as we bid farewell to 2005, we discover Simple Graphics Man has still not come to grips with the fact that The Chainsaw is his natural enemy. One is forced to speculate what it is, exactly, that he was intending to do in an empty basement with a chainsaw anyway.

Could this be curtains for our intrepid hero? Will he get out in time to see the New Year’s Eve fireworks? And indeed, if he does, is that really such a good idea for someone with his aptitude for technology?

And again thanks to Radioactive Jam for discovering the confluence of SGM and chainsaws.

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#8: The Screaming Saw and the Savage Tree.

It was inevitable that sooner or later SGM was going to get his hands on a chainsaw, right?

Sigh.

Thanks go to Radioactive Jam for spotting SGM in this adventure…

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