Fri 29 Jun 2007
The Quality of Mercy
Posted by anaglyph under Spam Observations
[11] Comments
Spam Observations #43
My newest friend Mr Xiong wrote to me today asking:
From: aktgk@mindlessspam.com
Subject: Want to shave a few pounds?
I’m unable to tell whether this is weight loss spam or porn spam. Mr Xiong please take your disturbing offers elsewhere.
Well … Somone shoud tell Mr Xiong that Australian money is dollrs, not pounds.
But Im sure Mr Xiong woud be willin t shave a little o whatevr ya got.
Hey, yes indeedy – maybe this could be ‘money scam’ spam: a three-way possibility.
I’m all in favour of spammers getting three topics into one email, thereby instantly saving two thirds of all spam.
You people all just have dirty minds. It might be a perfectly innocent advertisement for a new dog-grooming school.
Hairy pounds? Sounds cowish to me.
It’s meat porn, pure and simple. Why do you think they call it “porking”?
Who wouldn’t want to shave a few pounds? Especially the tough to reach pounds.
When it comes to shaving pounds, I always want someone else to do the work.
I love youse guys.
I love you, too. Especially that thing you do with your tongue. Oh, just thinking about it makes me blush…
That’s one way to shave pounds
Casey: hahaha