My new friend Fernando Tobin wrote to me on Tuesday with some New Year’s advice:

From: Fernando Tobin
Subject: Secrets_Get any woman with questions.
Date: 1 January 2013 4:20:01 PM AEDT
To: Reverend

_Attn _Men
_Getting __ any women_ Secret

If you want to learn how to turn on any woman in the world, then we will help you make this happen…get ready, because once we teach you how to do this, there is no turning back.

There are 3 questions that will turn on any woman right after they hear them…They really do work…Do you want to know what these 3 questions are?

Oooh. No turning back. That sounds more like a threat than a promise.

Fernando left me a helpful link to a video, which wasn’t actually a video unfortunately, because that would have been both honest AND entertaining. But the 3 questions. Whatever do you think they might be?