My new best buddy, John Steve (or The Man With Two First Names, as I like to call him) wrote this morning with this information:

I saw your email (in the Central Computer among the list of unpaid funds that was originated from Europe, Asia Plus Middle east,Americans) among the list of individuals and companies that your unpaid fund amounting 10 Million USD. Your email appeared among the Inheritance funds/contract funds that has been approved already for months. You are requested to get back to me for more direction and instruction on how to receive your fund.However, we received an email from SOMEONE who told us that he is your next of kin and that you died in a car accident Few weeks Ago. He has also submitted his account for us to transfer the fund to him including his International passport, we want to hear from you before we can effect the transfer to confirm if you are dead ornot.

Things I noted:

•There is a Central Computer.

•SOMEONE is out to get me.