I will be serving the following appealing snacks at the Shriek of the Mutilated film evening as a treat for all my friends:

Parrot Prawn Crackers

The Fine Print

These are much more peculiar tasting than the inferior “PRAWN” BRAND PARROT CRACKERS, which tend to suffer badly if they become gamp or limp. I know you will all appreciate my indulgence in the extra expense.