Spam Observations #29

Over the last week, my inbox has been assaulted by numerous variations on the following:

From Marshall:

Tyson verbalized to me that you probably discovered about the deal on losing those extra pds, my time has been taken up with this schedule, that has been consulting me lose my spare tire. Burton and me have been on this therapy

From Louise:

Darrell spoken to me that you presumably heard about the knowledge on living a fuller, better life, I have been so busy on this diet, that has been assisting me get back in how I was in college. Jerome and me have been on this program

From Rupert:

Lolita verbalized to me that you probably discovered about the news on making those calories work for you, just wanted you to hear about the new program, that has been guiding me shed those xtra pds. Florine and me have been on this therapy

Marshall, Tyson, Burton, Louise, Darrell, Jerome, Rupert, Lolita, Florine. Who the hell are all these fat people and why are they bothering me?