Thu 21 Jan 2010
Context
Posted by anaglyph under Family Observations
[32] Comments
In the car recently:
Violet Towne (on phone): I can get a Shag for about $250 and a Weiner for $175. What do you think?
Vermilion & Viridian (in the back seat, in unison): BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Well, on the face of it, the Weiner seems a better deal, but I am SURE that VT went for the Shag.
I bet Woodrows are a dime a dozn.
Don’t let VT overexert herself. She’ll end up in a gurney.
And oh, how Vermillion and Viridian have grown!
Seems like only yestrday they were playin wif Dalis.
All this artistry talk sure is making me hungry.
I’ll take the shag if you don’t want it
The young girls laugh at what they don’t yet understand, it’ll all happen soon enough…
And there you’ll be Rev, greeting the new hopefuls at the front door, what fun awaits you.
The King
[Oh, you underestimate them, King Willy – I’m sure that they fully understand what they’re laughing at.]
Its gettin kinda hard to find a Bush nowadays.
You can, on ockasion, cop a cheap Feeley tho.
And, ocourse, what Australian doesnt wish his Johnson were a Longstaff? And who woudnt give up a Longstaff to have stuff hung like a Blackman?
Joey seems very excited about this topic. Rarely has a post this size gotten so many cummings out of him.
Who’s in the mood for a little Hanke panky?
Some folks are Long, and some folks are just Meagher when it comes to their size.
Real men make women Proud.
Can we stay on topick, PLEASE?
I thougt we were discussin art!
What kind o Philistine sticks a peepee joke into such elevatd subjeckt-mattr?
(*tsk*)
Er… this kind of Philistine?
(Why do I have an uncanny feeling I was set up for that?)
You dont see too many Philistine artists anymore, do ya?
Hey, come here and you could get that for about $20
What’s that Rev, by your use of the term ‘fully understand” I take it your daughter’s aren’t virgins? I’ll have to take them off the register then. Shame, the Queen had a couple of young Lords lined up for them.
Young people these days, I dunno…
The King
Well, ‘fully understand’ inasmuch as that they were able to take VT’s words and re-interpret them in a new (and smutty) context. Hence the title of the post.
I don’t need to jump out of a plane to fully understand that I would most likely hurtle to a painful death.
Hurtle, Revrend?
What are you, too good to plummet like th rest of us?
Only bad journalists plummet.
Keep Joey away from the girls.
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Careful Atlas!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlas_Wild_Ass
The King
I see King Willy continues to fantasize about me enough to Google my name and specific anatomical locations in which he’d like to penetrate me.
Yep, just another daaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy!!!
Say th word, my liege, and Ill run th blackguard through!
And don’t think I haven’t noticed the assumed knighthood, Polanski. You can call yourself whatever you want, but here in the Kingdom of the Cow, real credentials must be earned.
Yea, Polanski, just who do U think U are? Your intent seems almost malicious.
I got em from a real King, Revrend.
Oh, pardon me. I thought you got them from King Willy.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Closest thing we gots to a monarck!
Yea, Joey, just who do U think U are? Your intent seems almost malicious!