Spam Observations « Tetherd Cow Ahead

I am Mr.Leu Shan,we are a group of business men who deal on import and export raw materials into canada,america and europe. We are searching for representatives who can help us establish a medium of getting to our costumers in the canada,america and europe as well as making payments through you to us.

I infer from this that Mr Leu Shan is trying to run his mail-order Fancy Dress business whilst coping with a Multiple Personality Disorder. You’ve got to hand it to him – that can’t be easy.

Mon 14 Feb 2005

Metrosexual is SO Last Century

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Spam Observations #5

Nurse Myra forwarded this plea which she received from Bryanna:

I am looking for someone who can fulfill my high and hard drive.
– Bryanna Muggubnqtr

We are of the opinion that this is not so much a soliciting of sexual favours as a request for some help from the IT department.

Or maybe Bryanna is a Technosexual – Link

Thu 10 Feb 2005

The Unusual Thing

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Spam Observations #4

Landon Flanagan took the trouble to write today, to tell me of what I can only presume to be a new invention that his father and sister intend to patent:

Good evening

Our parents have been married for twenty years.

They tried everyting in their relations and thought that nothing could awake their interest.

But one day father made unusual thing with my sister and then they told about it our mom and me.

Thank you, your
Landon Flanagan

This has such a wonderful Edward Gorey flavour about it that I thought I would use the opportunity to recommend that all readers of Tetherd Cow Ahead (both of you) should have a copy of Gorey’s The Curious Sofa: A Pornographic Work in their library. Go buy it NOW:

The Curious Sofa at Amazon.

If anyone would care to provide an illustration of what they think The Unusual Thing might look like, send it to me and I will post it on The Cow with full credit.

Fri 4 Feb 2005