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Fri 28 Nov 2008

The Water Hazard

Posted by anaglyph under Simple Graphics Man
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The Water Hazard

The Continuing Misfortunes of Simple Graphics Man ~

#33: The Water Hazard.

So many questions. Is SGM’s fall the result of drunkenness, and the sign a warning to others? Alternately, was the floor already wet, causing him to slip and spill his gin & tonic? Or his urine sample?

Will we ever know?

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Thanks to Atlas for this latest SGM sighting.

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Tue 30 Sep 2008

The Bleedin’ Obvious

Posted by anaglyph under Idiots, Simple Graphics Man
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The Bleedin' Obvious

The Continuing Misfortunes of Simple Graphics Man ~

#32: The Bleedin’ Obvious.

Part of Simple Graphics Man’s job description must surely read ‘Show ability to absolve employer from the stupidity of even the most dimwitted of morons’. How else do we explain this sign – there is actually nothing in the doorway that a normal person could trip over. Unless the point of it is that the sign itself is the tripping hazard, in which case the whole thing is so bafflingly self-referential that we are left to infer some kind of conspiracy by sign manufacturers.

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Thanks to hewhohears for this latest SGM sighting.

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Mon 15 Sep 2008

The Alien Abductions

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The Alien Abductions

The Continuing Misfortunes Trepidations of Simple Graphics Man ~

#31: The Alien Abductions.

Recently, while SGM was undergoing some Past Life Therapy, it came to light that he had in fact been abducted on several occasions by aliens. This probably comes as no surprise to anyone.

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A big thanks to Nurse Myra, who found me the great SGM badges on her recent trip to sunny Spain. I think that maybe she’s been hinting recently that I haven’t been prompt enough in bringing SGM’s alien adventures to your attention…

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Tue 19 Aug 2008

The Inflight Intercession

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The Vicious Voltage

The Continuing Misfortunes Trepidations of Simple Graphics Man ~

#30: The Inflight Intercession.

SGM snapped at Melbourne airport. I think he might be regretting having booked his flight with Qantas.

 

Wed 30 Jul 2008

The Vicious Voltage

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The Vicious Voltage

The Continuing Misfortunes of Simple Graphics Man ~

#29: The Vicious Voltage.

In which SGM once again has a negative experience with electricity. This time, very grumpy electricity. Electricity with a grudge to settle. The veritable Travis Bickle of electricity.

(This installment of SGM’s adventures brought to you by Anne Arkham. Thanks babe).

 

Fri 2 May 2008

The Bloodthirsty Box

Posted by anaglyph under Simple Graphics Man
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The Bloodthirsty Box

The Continuing Misfortunes of Simple Graphics Man ~

#28: The Bloodthirsty Box.

In which SGM tangles with the deadly operatives from IKEA† who are bent on stealing his sanity and will go to any lengths to put him in the way of mortal danger.

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†International Ko-operative* for Evil Agents

*C’mon! These dudes always substitute a ‘k’ for a ‘c’! I’ve seen Get Smart! OK, OK, so KAOS isn’t an acronym… well at least you’ve got to give me that IKEA is evil.

Big thanks to Radioactive Jam for this latest installment in the saga of SGM!

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