Thu 15 Dec 2011
Posted by anaglyph under Simple Graphics Man
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Simple Graphics Man demonstrates the peril in store for naughty boys and girls who go snooping for Xmas presents.
Hmm. Not very Xmassy is it?
That’s better!
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Today’s SGM comes to you courtesy of Atlas
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Thu 18 Aug 2011
Posted by anaglyph under Religion, Simple Graphics Man
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It had to happen sooner or later. SGM was set upon so frequently by life’s insults that taking refuge in the Tao plainly offered the best option. The least you could do is give up your seat for him.
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Simple Graphics Monk comes to you courtesy of Cissy Strutt and her friend Siro.
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Thu 20 Jan 2011
Posted by anaglyph under Simple Graphics Man
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The Continuing Misfortunes of Simple Graphics Man ~
#41: The Inconvenient Inferno.
In which we find Simple Graphics Man playing with fire AGAIN. Could this be the end of his life-long dream to appear on Dancing with the Stars?
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Yet another SGM found & photographed by Atlas. Thanks cowmpadre!
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Tue 27 Apr 2010
Posted by anaglyph under Idiots, In The News, Simple Graphics Man, Technology
[22] Comments
Sometimes teh stoopid in the world is so profound that I fear alien civilizations from other galaxies will first detect us not via radio transmissions or atmospheric chemistry signatures, but by the massive volume of idiot particles that we radiate out into space.
Take this latest ‘health’ warning from Samsung advising viewers of the potential hazards involved with watching 3D television.
If you experience any of the following symptoms, immediately stop watching 3D pictures and consult a medical specialist: (1) altered vision; (2) lightheadedness; (3) dizziness; (4) involuntary movements such as eye or muscle twitching; (5) confusion; (6) nausea; (7) loss of awareness; (8) convulsions; (9) cramps; and/or (10) disorientation.
I don’t know about you, but I frequently experience symptoms 2 through 7 (especially 5 & 6) while viewing normal 2D television, so on a 3D tv I’d be hard-pressed figuring out whether they were being caused by the 3D effect or the program content.
The Samsung advisory goes on to suggest that it is a bad idea to watch 3D tv ‘if you are in bad physical condition, need sleep or have been drinking alcohol’ instantly alienating about 75% of their possible customers. It also advises that you should not ‘place your television near open stairwells, cables, balconies or other objects that may cause you to injure yourself’.
So, to clarify: don’t watch 3D tv at the top of an open stairwell whilst drunk and sleep-deprived. It’s not the alcohol, the lack of sleep or the plummet to the marble foyer that need worry you – it’s that woo-eee-ooo spooky 3D vision!
You have been warned!
(Everyone probably knows someone who needs the kind of warning issued by Samsung, and therefore also needs a Simple Graphics Man coffee mug from the TCA Shoppe. Send them one today and help them avoid a horrible disfigurement!)
Tue 9 Mar 2010
Posted by anaglyph under Simple Graphics Man
[9] Comments
The Continuing Misfortunes of Simple Graphics Man ~
#40: The Wayward Whoopsie.
In which Simple Graphics Man appears to have encountered two embarrassments simultaneously. Poor, poor, SGM.
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SGM comes to you today courtesy of Leon of Canterbury and Taupo Thermal Springs Reserve
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Sun 29 Nov 2009
Posted by anaglyph under Simple Graphics Man
[10] Comments
The Continuing Misfortunes of Simple Graphics Man ~
#39: The Excised Extremities.
Ever wondered why SGM is always depicted without hands? Well, here’s a shot from early in his career.
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Another SGM found & photographed by Atlas. Thanks again buddy!
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