Spam Observations #38

My new best friend Charlie Biendsell wrote to me today extolling the virtues of Canadian Pills. Canadian Pills! One can only assume that this is what the Mounties use to get their man!

Charlie’s Canadian Pills schtick is pretty dull:

From: charlie@suckerborneveryminute.com
Subject: For Reverend

Canadian pills have been proven to work, and use only the highest quality ingredients available anywhere.

… blah blah blah… but things spark up when the testimonials kick in:

“I Couldn’t believe the change…”
“Guys, I took the plunge and ordered a 120 day supply of Canada based pills. All I can say is THANK God I DID! Using the measuring guide in the free en1argement exercise section I can proudly tell you that I have gained over 1.8 inches in length and 1.6 inches in girth, AGAIN thank you!”
ALEJANDRA, Arkansas

Uh huh. Measuring guide, eh? Now there’s an idea. I wonder if that measuring guide uses the kind of inches that might be found on a normal ruler, or if, maybe, they are slightly smaller… Oh, but I am too cynica1.

But the most intriguing endorsement is this one:

“My partner has no idea, but has commented on my peni$ feeling thicker on entry lol.. Another thing i have noticed and i know she has been telling her girlfriends is my increased $ex dr1ve and confidence in bed.
I want it far more often now and even if I had never gained I now know that with the improved confidence and fuller erections and also improved dr1ve I can always put a smile on her face. So far so very good. Thank you sooo much!”
Antoinette, Denver

Antoinette?

O-k-a-y. I’m staying well away from those Canadian Pills.

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Yes, you spotted it – just one further indication of spammer gender confusion

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