Mon 16 Jul 2007
…and Leave the Bottle!
Posted by anaglyph under Whimsy
[13] Comments
The Deadwood Drinking Game
•Every time you see a horse, have a shot of whisky.
•Every time someone double crosses someone else, have a shot of whisky.
•Every time someone says ‘fuck’ or ‘cocksucker’, have a shot of whisky.
•Every time someone mentions gold, have a shot of whisky.
•Every time Bullock walks into or out of a place scowling, have a shot of whisky.
•Every time EB does something obnoxious, have a shot of whisky.
•Every time Trixie throws a hissy fit, have a shot of whisky.
•Every time Swearengen uses a word with more than two syllables, have a shot of whisky.
•Every time someone has a shot of whisky, have a shot of whisky.
Object of the game: to stay upright longer than any Deadwood character of your choice (except Jane).
I have never seen this show. Is it any good?
Sheer television genius.
and let’s not forget the pancakes!
Let’s not!
Oh my goodness. I watched that show once. Just taking a shot of whiskey every time they say cocksucker would give you alcohol poisoning.
every time Al says “pussy’s on the house” have a shot of whisky
Every time they open a tin of peaches have a shot of whiskey.
Phoebe Fay: Let’s not forget that the object of the game is to remain standing after following the rules of the game. Having watched only one episode you may not have fully grasped the the ironic nature of my game… (or, to make it a little clearer, even adhering to only the last rule would have you under the table in about five minutes).
nursemyra: Indeed!
Cissy Strutt: Hmmm. Al only opens the peaches on very special occasions, which again indicates that maybe I didn’t make my point clear enough: they drink a LOT of whisky on Deadwood. You simply couldn’t out-compete them in a drinking game…
Oh, your point was clear. I was trying to give us moderate drinkers some kind of a chance. Like if YOU had to drink everytime someone said Cocksucker, and I only had to drink every time they opened a tin of peaches …
That drinking game would be fun as long as I didn’t have a pretty girl around. i think your game would give me a serious case of the Deadwood.
Cocksucker, or no.
Casey: As Joey might say… HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I thought this was the “raincoaster’s life” drinking game.
I hope raincoster’s life has less mud, at least.