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Wed 8 Feb 2006

God Creates Humans

Posted by anaglyph under God Creates...
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13 Responses to “ God Creates Humans ”

  1. Pil says:
    February 8, 2006 at 11:33 am

    Here I was thinking that agonising pain during childbirth was the usual misogyny when in fact it’s just alcohol!

  2. Radioactive Jam says:
    February 8, 2006 at 1:23 pm

    I’m looking forward to seeing one about the monkeys.

    The other monkeys.

  3. Joey Polanski says:
    February 8, 2006 at 2:33 pm

    “An th Lord God said: ‘Let us create Rasputin in our own image.'”

  4. anaglyph says:
    February 8, 2006 at 3:22 pm

    I wonder how they hid the bulge under his robes…

  5. Joey Polanski says:
    February 8, 2006 at 5:21 pm

    Worse: How bigs th biggest fig leaf in th Garden o Eden?

  6. Leon of Leichhardt says:
    February 8, 2006 at 7:05 pm

    Not so perfect after all, eh God? Humans! I mean tsk tsk… What were you thinking?!

  7. Chickie says:
    February 8, 2006 at 9:58 pm

    I’m really liking this “creation” series.

  8. jedimacfan says:
    February 8, 2006 at 10:53 pm

    On what day did God create the cow?

  9. Cissy Strutt says:
    February 9, 2006 at 8:29 am

    the Cow created Herself, then kicked over the Holy Pail, which became the universe.

  10. weirrrd and anonymous says:
    February 9, 2006 at 12:34 pm

    That God, he seems to have really screwed up. And drinking on the job, too! How can you trust a guy like that?

  11. Joey Polanski says:
    February 9, 2006 at 3:56 pm

    Intoxicants musta been pretty high up on th lista things t create. Intrestin priorities!

  12. anne arkham says:
    February 10, 2006 at 1:51 am

    I’m waiting for the end of the series. Was this it? I can’t tell.

  13. weirrrd and anonymous says:
    February 10, 2006 at 12:03 pm

    speaking of creating intoxicants: Q: Do you know why God created booze? A: So the Irish would never conquer the world.

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