Wed 23 Mar 2005
Bite Me
Posted by anaglyph under Love
[2] Comments
Pennyroyal sent me a link to an online Personals with this wonderful ‘Ideal Partner’ description. I don’t like to publicly ridicule simple ordinary folk (except to maybe point out that they come from South Carolina) so I won’t link it on, but the excerpt says it all… (it was serious, I can assure you).
I’ve travelled through South Carolina. It doesn’t surprise me.
[thanks N.]
you forgot to say that this was the ONLY weird thing about this person’s profile!
Oh yes, exactly! I think that’s why I didn’t really want to link it – they seemed kinda nice & sweet and I felt a bit cruel making fun of them. I mean, that’s a reasonable request, teeth. I’d expect teeth. You just don’t usually think to specify.