Wed 28 May 2008
The Bear Facts!
Posted by anaglyph under True Fiction
[10] Comments
You might remember that I mentioned that NASA scientists had concluded that a white ‘speck’ on one of the first Phoenix lander photographs was ‘probably not a Polar Bear’. Well, the boffins at TCA Labs have had their digital photo enhancers on the case from the get-go (you know how these geeky types are!) and they tell me today that they beg to differ with the NASA boffins.
So here for your scrutiny is the latest hi-def enhancement from the NASA original, using the proprietary Tetherd Cow Ahead Laboratories ‘Deckard II’ Photographic Augmentation Scanner.*
C’mon NASA! Maybe the Cydonia ‘Face on Mars’ is just a rock formation (yeah, right!) but let’s see you deny this one!
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*TCA Labs has some very hush-hush high falutin’ technical wizardry out there in the barn…
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So they aren’t going extinct, they are just moving to Mars!
Malach: Yeah – a lot less competition from George Bush’s oil-drilling pals.
Pil: Maybe. We may not be experts in Lab results but our Cat Scan is pretty effective.
We’ve set out to probe bare Martians.
You ursophiliac you – just let bears be bears.
Atlas: Well the aliens have been probing us for long enough. Now it’s their turn.
lidna: I think the next Mars mission should be taking generous quantities of pic-a-nic baskets.
RaJ: I did hear some talk recently about transplanting some of the Arctic bears to the Antarctic, but as I recall, the main stumbling block was getting antidepressants out to all those Bi-Polar Bears.
Bi-Polar Bears.
Booooooooo…
Why would they steal polar bears, but mutilate cows?
*groan*
Gee, weere lucky th sientists didnt try to make us think it wunt a Great White shark.
TCA labs wouda REALY had its hands full then!
TCA Labs has some really cool tech stuff. You should see the new ray gun.