Mon 11 Jun 2012
SOMEONE
Posted by anaglyph under Spam Observations
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My new best buddy, John Steve (or The Man With Two First Names, as I like to call him) wrote this morning with this information:
I saw your email (in the Central Computer among the list of unpaid funds that was originated from Europe, Asia Plus Middle east,Americans) among the list of individuals and companies that your unpaid fund amounting 10 Million USD. Your email appeared among the Inheritance funds/contract funds that has been approved already for months. You are requested to get back to me for more direction and instruction on how to receive your fund.However, we received an email from SOMEONE who told us that he is your next of kin and that you died in a car accident Few weeks Ago. He has also submitted his account for us to transfer the fund to him including his International passport, we want to hear from you before we can effect the transfer to confirm if you are dead ornot.
Things I noted:
•There is a Central Computer.
•SOMEONE is out to get me.
Of course someone is out to get you. Your satanic cat has been passing on false information and now you’re on the central computer hit list.
AHA! I think the SOMEONE is obvious now that you say it.
Well aren’t you going to get your inheritance before your relative does? Funny, but something like this happened to me. Haven’t got the money yet but they’re probably just waiting for my cheque to clear.
The Central Computer has a bit of a back log I hear.
I like the steering wheel on the Central Computer. Why isn’t mine like that?
Oh yeah, it’s not Central.
I heard that the new MacBook has a steering wheel.
That photo is actually a nuclear reactor control center for the old S5W submarines. It’s changed, so as to keep classified stuff classified (and the obvious Photoshopping to fake it as a computer), but that’s definitely what it is. The Electricians Mate would sit on the far right panel with all the breakers, but I’ve operated the Electronics Technician station (center) and the throttle (far left) before.
That would explain the steering wheel then. Did they let you use monitors as modern as that too?
No monitors in the control room. The TV is definitely Photoshopped in. Nothing that “high tech” on an S5W. All those gauges are analog and the ones in the fleet are digital now. They’re still analog on the training boats, anyway.
That photo makes the control panels look really big, but it’s a very tight space in reality. That guy is not to scale.
But that’s John Steve! Are you saying John is a midget?
I’m saying a he’s a homunculus.
I knew it.
John Steve says his computer can withstand a ladder falling on it. So there’s at least that…
That’s what he says, but when push comes to shove…
Introducing the all-new MacRoom Pro!
I wanna MacRoom Pro with a steering wheel, a homunculous and a ladder for testing.
Is it on the App Store?
It will be in the next keynote for sure.
Well, clearly you did not die in a car accident.Unless…someone is faking your exchange with Atlas. Where IS that cat, by the way…
Hmm. Now that you mention it, I haven’t seen him for a bit…