Fri 1 Feb 2013
Yesterday I was blissfully unaware that I was living in dire peril of Saurians chipping my heart. Today, the scales have fallen from my eyes. Yes, my friends, the Infernal Saurians want control of you, and they will stop at nothing to get it.
Not only that, they want to chip your heart and things. I don’t even want to contemplate what that ‘and things’ means. It sounds too terrible to be true. Suffice to say, if we all join forces with cosmic-people.com (WARNING: SANITY-SAPPING RAINBOW ALERT) a colourful future of unchipped hearts is ours!!! How do we do this? With a petition, of course.
The success of which will assure us of a world peopled with Aryans in tunics sporting garish tastes.
Beam with love! And may Ptaah radiate his Rainbow Blessings upon you all!
Thanks to the ever-vigilant Hugh for finding this one.