I was browsing in a local shop the other day and I noticed a pile of these curious volumes. It looks like a book, right? But no, dear Acowlytes – it’s a cunning ploy to make you think it’s a book. It’s actually a box in which you can hide your valuables!

Brilliant! I’m going to get one of these tomorrow – it will totally solve my problem with illiterate thieving Creationists!1 And just to really screw with them, I’m going to hide all my fossils in it!

  1. It will only work on the illiterate ones – the literate ones will spot the title blunder instantly []