Spam Observations #7

My New (old?) Best Friend, Mark Webster (or maybe Charlie M, he evidently has a personality divergence… not uncommon amongst spammers it would appear) was very excited to let me know his news:

From: Mark Webster

Hey my man, long time no talk!

You won’t believe what we found, holy !!!!.
It’s this crazy hookup site, I got laid 6 times this week man, you don’t have to use a credit card or anything you won’t pay a cent!

There are tons of girls, guys, couples and I’m sure something for you too!

See ya later
Charlie M

Girls, guys and couples and he’s sure something for me too! And I thought I was being discreet about my predilections. Well that’s the internet for you.