Mon 21 Nov 2011
Posted by anaglyph under Australiana, Daft Advertising, Hmmm..., Signs
Yeah, well, y’know. I’m just not sure I want these people tampering with my wiring.
Now see, they do wiring for haunted houses, I bet. Although, are ghosts really supernatural if they exist in nature (as the many ghost enthusiasts claim)?
I think they go into haunted houses where the wiring is working properly and make it so that lights flicker and appliances turn off and on when no-one is around.
No no, you’ve got it all wrong.
This is fantastic.
No longer do you have to take the day off work and wait at home for the electrician to never show up.
He can fix your lighting by astral travelling. Easy. AND secure.
Bingo!! I wonder if he can do the wiring in my garage for me. It’s only about 12,000 miles away. Should be finished by Wednesday or Thursday this week.
You’ll know the work’s been completed when ghostly hands start reaching out of the television screen.
I was hoping for heat. Winter’s coming around these parts.
With Supernatural, I think all you better expect is unexplained cold drafts…
Is anyone else tempted to dial that number…?
I’m too afraid. Maybe even opening a phone line with them might start poltergeist activities in my house.
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