The new 3D craze is:
- Just a craze. Like all the other 3D crazes.
- Crazy!
- A revolution in cinema!
- A way of making cinema patrons look stupid.
The mysterious substance on the wall in the Guildford Miracle House is:- The Tears of Jesus!
- Extra Virgin Olive Oil
- Extra Virgin Mary Oil
- Special One Drop Liquid
On January 1, 2010, I will be:
- Composing my best Rasputin Pickled Penis Poems for the TCA Annual Competition
- Handing in my TCA Acowlyte Certificate and spending a lonely New Year’s Day without friends.
The strange object over Moscow is:- The Raelian Mothership
- God’s Asshole
- A Giant Smoke Ring
- A Cloud Anomaly
Senator Stephen Conroy is:- A dunce
- A dunce
- A dunce
- A dunce
The name for Kraft’s new Vegemite product is:- The bomb! Mr Kraft is so hip, daddyo!
- Lamer than a Dickensian orphan.
I think Bonox is:- Delicious! Fill ‘er up!
- Disgusting! Excuse me while I gag…
- A porn movie starring the lead singer of U2.
- Tastier than Clamox, but I’d rather have a martini.
I think that The Reverend should be charging money for the wondrous ChromaCow™ 
- Yes
- Yes
- Yes
- What does this have to do with the sexy Morena Baccarin?1
- Can I pay with my Nigerian inheritance?1
The new TCA Poll is:
- Cool! More Polls!
- Daft. SO last century.
- There was a poll?
- Where did Morena go?
Does Morena Baccarin look better with the pixie haircut? 
- OMG! Yes! The short-haired Morena can eat my hamster any day!
- No way – I need something to hang onto when it comes to my woman.
- C’mon! People! She’s a lizard! Say ‘No’ to interspecies hanky-panky!
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