Sat 21 Jul 2007
Pure Nard II – The Sequel
Posted by anaglyph under Hokum, Prophet Peter Popoff, Religion, Skeptical Thinking
[18] Comments
I know you’ve all been on the edge of your seats for further updates in the Prophet Peter Popoff saga and today’s good news is that I’ve finally sent off a letter to him!
A Swish of the Cow’s Tail to Colonel Colonel for planting the inspiration for ‘The Pancake of Hope’ and I am hereby pleased to award him a Cow Medallion for his part in the Prophet Peter Popoff Panto.
ClickOnThePic™ to read!*
Now we shall see of what kind of stuff Prophet Pete is made, and whether his prophecies standard up to The Cow Challenge!
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*I figure that if Amazon can patent OneClick™ then I’m going to attempt to patent anything that occurs to me.
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The man is nefarious. I hope for your sake that he has not yet acquired it.
Hahahahahaha! Oh very well, you’ve earned one too.
omigawd I am so desperate to win a medallion
but all I do when I read your posts is LAUGH VERY LOUD.
sigh
(I wonder if the Prophet knows there is a medallion in the offing…?)
If that letter does not get a response of some sort then Profit Peter is indeed (dare I even suggest it?) a mis-leader, a fibber, a, a- a non-truth-teller, as our Presidink would say (were he not heavily sedated with a tube up his ass at this moment).
I especially like your creative use of colored pens. And I am pleased as punch to have earned a Cow Medallion, I’ve already posted it on my blog!
It aint cause you dint send him th $17 he askd for that th miracle dint occur.
Its cause you dint send him th $37 or $77 that he DINT ask for.
Ladies and germs, I think what we have here is a Non-Profit Peter.
(And a failure to communicate.)
Pil: I might award Prophet Pete a medallion if he replies to my letter…
Colonel: Are you suggesting that Prophet Pete might be leading me on with his letters? That I might not ever see the $million$ he claims I’ll be swimming in? Surely not!
As far as the coloured pens are concerned, I can claim no originality. Prophet Pete taught me everything I know.
Joey: It’s all so confusing with Prophet Pete!
Catalyst: I guess one could say that Pete is fulfilling a profit-e-role.
weren’t you going to hand deliver that letter? or send glitch to stake out the post office box?
I mean no disrespect but JediMacFan’s picture is an obvious fake. Here’s the real deal.
nursemyra: I’m too afraid that if I hand-deliver the the letter you might never hear from me again. And I hesitate to send Glitch out too much – the police are starting to get worried about the high incidence of missing children in the area.
Jam: Hahahaha! You are absolutely correct! jmf – if you choose to display your cow medallion on your site you should use the ALTERNATIVE CODE…
You’re brilliant. That is all.
Sorry, my mistake. I haven’t seen the movie in years. I just Searched™ for Toht and that’s the image I found. So it’s his left hand, then?
jmf: Use the alternative code and you’ll see the problem…
Curses! So much for finding the Well of Souls :-(
Yep – Indiana’s not feeling much challenge to his throne from jmf…!
Yea, well, I bet Indiana doesn’t save his images as .PSD files either, so that he can quickly fix his mistakes!
a good friend of mine got THREE of peter the scumbag’s letters this week addressed to his wife…too bad she died last year…he is royally pissed off.
I think everyone should just seal up those postage paid envelopes and drop them in the mail so our pal Petey has to pay the postage.
Hey, I want to share a great idea that I have been using. I intentionally called and signed up with Peter Popoff. Yup, I asked them to send me stuff in the mail! Why you ask? Well, because every time they send me mail, each envelope contains at least one and most often two postage paid envelopes in which i am supposed to put a donation. I then reuse the envelopes by just putting my own label over their address and now I don’t have to pay for postage.
Yup, Petter Fuck-off is paying for my postage whenever I have to pay bills or send anyone anything. I prayed for god to help me with money problems and he sent me a solution to a small but meaningful problem. Thanks Peter. :-)