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[...] The TCA Guide to DIY Chemical Weaponry. Or: how to make your own pepper spray. By Reverend Anaglyph at ‘Tetherd Cow [...]

By: Purple Dragon

Purple Dragon — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 04:20:48 +0000

*reads Sirdar’s comment*
Ants! I hate ants! They smell TERRIBLE! And most people can’t smell them! Ugh! *stomps up and down, ranting*

By: Purple Dragon

Purple Dragon — Mon, 23 Apr 2007 04:19:51 +0000

Thank you for this useful guide! *smiles evilly*

By: Sirdar

Sirdar — Thu, 19 Apr 2007 03:19:25 +0000

I think it works on ants too. I hate ants.

By: anaglyph

anaglyph — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 22:31:38 +0000

OK, thanks for all the advice chums. I think I have the snail problem all sewed up now.

By: Casey

Casey — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 21:14:45 +0000

Interesting thoughts on what to do with the snails after you hit them with the zyclon, but I still wonder what would possess you to waste good chilis.

By: Matthew "Canucklehead" Didier

Matthew "Canucklehead" Didier — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 18:22:48 +0000

You spray the slugs/snails with the concoction, once they drop, collect ‘em, add some garlic butter, roast them at 350 degrees for about 20 minutes, and serve them to unwitting guests as escargot avec chilli!

By: Phoebe Fay

Phoebe Fay — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 15:26:36 +0000

I would never share my beer with either snails or slugs! Unless, of course, it’s Coors, but that weak-willed swill probably wouldn’t even work on snails. They’d bring their kids and build little snail boats and make it a bathing party.

By: Joey Polanski

Joey Polanski — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 14:09:18 +0000

Now lets jus hope yer chilis aint infestd, cause you probly aint got no beer left.

By: anaglyph

anaglyph — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 12:16:35 +0000

Guys – BEER IS FOR DRINKING. Not for giving to slugs OR snails. Or marinating them in.

By: ~spam Jam

~spam Jam — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 12:12:08 +0000

I thought beer was for slugs.

Erm.

By: Colonel Colonel

Colonel Colonel — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 11:55:28 +0000

Brilliant. And by the time you’ve basted the snails in pepper and marinated them in beer, all you need is a little butter and they’re ready for baking.

By: anaglyph

anaglyph — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 08:33:54 +0000

No, but the chilli spray you get next time will be snail’s capsicain.

By: Universal Head

Universal Head — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 08:25:54 +0000

You mean the beer I’ve been drinking at your place is snail’s beer???

By: anaglyph

anaglyph — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 05:14:26 +0000

You gave snails beer? I reserve that privilege for friends.

By: Pil

Pil — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 05:10:31 +0000

We used to put out bowls of beer. The snails drink the beer, fall into the liquor in their stupor and then drown. We used to find tens of dead snails every morning. It’s much kinder.

But probably not as satisfying to a Reverend hell bent on revenge.