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		<title>What Sound Does a Theremin Make?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[If you answered wooooooooooooo&#8230; to the title question, then you were entirely correct! Yes that&#8217;s right &#8211; today&#8217;s post features woo and sound, two of my most favourite subjects. Well, as we all know, it seems that for treatment of their medical ailments, more and more people are turning to ordinary water, coloured water, crystallized [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Liver Deep, Mountain High</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Good morning Acowlytes! How are your livers this morning? Nice and squeaky clean? Not sure what I&#8217;m on about? Then allow me to introduce you to Tsetsinka, Goddess of Liver Cleansing. If you travel over to CureZone.com (&#8216;Educating Instead of Medicating&#8217;), you can read Tsetsinka&#8217;s mind-boggling instructions on how to cleanse your liver without using [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Allow Me to Disembowel Myself</title>
		<description><![CDATA[If it wasn&#8217;t for the constant company of my spammer scammer friends, what a lonely person I would be! Well, that&#8217;s obviously what they think anyway, judging by their eagerness to fill my inbox with their irksome pleadings and promises. One of the things that really does continue to amuse me, however, is the impressive [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.tetherdcow.com/?p=9331</link>
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		<title>Mind Freak</title>
		<description><![CDATA[While we&#8217;re on the subject of television, in the last couple of weeks I&#8217;ve also caught a few episodes of a show called &#8216;Criss Angel: Mindfreak&#8217; playing on A&#038;E. Now, for anyone who doesn&#8217;t know, Criss Angel is an illusionist in the tradition of David Copperfield, Doug Henning, Chung Ling Soo (William Robinson) and Harry [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.tetherdcow.com/?p=9338</link>
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		<title>Light Entertainment</title>
		<description><![CDATA[When I&#8217;m at home in my normal life, I don&#8217;t watch much tv, but living in LA without my family commitments I do end up with the odd spare half hour at the end of my day that needs to be filled with a little mindless distraction. And if mindless distraction is what you&#8217;re after, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.tetherdcow.com/?p=9214</link>
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		<title>Goodness! Is that the time?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[How often have you noticed the numbers 11:11, 12:12, 10:10, 22:22, 12:34, 2:22, 3:33, 4:44 or 5:55 popping up all over the place? These number sequences are not necessarily only time prompts. They can also be number sequences, like 333, 1111 etc. To your mind, is this a coincidence, or are they too frequent to [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.tetherdcow.com/?p=9144</link>
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		<title>Pointy Headed</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Acowlyte Ed points me to this late breaking news from India which I just know you all need to know. It appears that traffic police in Nagpur have decided that the best way to deal with road accident black spots is to install 30 centimeter tall pyramids by the roadside in order to disperse &#8216;negative [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Short Koffi Break</title>
		<description><![CDATA[You may remember, dear Acowlytes, that some time ago I was contacted by Kofi Anan from the United Nations, in regard to money that he owed me. Evidently, someone pointed out that he&#8217;d spelled his name incorrectly in that first communication, because he&#8217;d altered it in the email I received from him this morning:(i) From: [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Here Comes the Sun</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This just in from NASA: On August 1st, almost the entire Earth-facing side of the sun erupted in a tumult of activity. There was a C3-class solar flare, a solar tsunami, multiple filaments of magnetism lifting off the stellar surface, large-scale shaking of the solar corona, radio bursts, a coronal mass ejection and more. The [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bina There, Done That</title>
		<description><![CDATA[What is is with techy people when they come across robots? It seems that a machine merely has to bat a servo-driven eyelid for normally sane, balanced geeks to completely drop their brains on the floor. Take this recent article over at the usually-sensible Engadget. The photo you see above is of Bina48, one of [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.tetherdcow.com/?p=9029</link>
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		<title>Mini Moos</title>
		<description><![CDATA[In the United States of America, around 30 kilograms (66lb) of beef is eaten per capita every year.(i) That&#8217;s over 9 million metric tons of cow meat.(ii) That&#8217;s a lot of cows. And a lot of cows take up a lot of space and use up a lot of feed. The Guardian reports this morning [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.tetherdcow.com/?p=9004</link>
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		<title>Cereal Offender</title>
		<description><![CDATA[One of the delights of being a Stranger in a Strange Land is discovering new and wonderful foodstuffs. In one&#8217;s own country, one is fairly familiar with the products on the supermarket shelves, but being abroad opens up whole new vistas of comestible possibilities. As I stood dazzled in the breakfast cereal aisle of the [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.tetherdcow.com/?p=8979</link>
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		<title>Genesis 33:12</title>
		<description><![CDATA[One of the great things about traveling is that it opens up whole new vistas of opportunity for Cow Scrutiny. This post is the first in what I think is likely to be a continuing riff, as I commence my long stay in the US. These posts will all be grouped together under the new [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sir Joey Polanski &#8211; A Tribute</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The blogosphere is a funny place, defined as it is by ephemeral digital bits that flit around the planet at speeds that were once inconceivable, and turn up on luminous screens as words and pictures of pretty much every imaginable sort. At this point in time there are probably somewhere in the vicinity of 200 [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.tetherdcow.com/?p=8907</link>
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		<title>Tetherd Cows Above</title>
		<description><![CDATA[___________________________________________________________________________ Image courtesy of Queen Willy ___________________________________________________________________________]]></description>
		<link>http://www.tetherdcow.com/?p=8900</link>
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		<title>Inner Space</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This extraordinary creature is a Benthic Holothurian. It was photographed swimming in the waters above the mid-Atlantic Ridge where scientists have discovered ten possible new species of marine life. See more beautiful pictures by David Shale on The Guardian site, and marvel at the mysteries of our beautiful planet. ___________________________________________________________________________ Photograph: David Shale/University of Aberdeen/PA. [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.tetherdcow.com/?p=8893</link>
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		<title>Dark Ages</title>
		<description><![CDATA[If these were an actual product(i) they would be the perfect way to end any argument in which a religiously-inclined person attempts to use logic to justify faith. _________________________________________________________________________ Footnotes: I&#8217;m pretty sure someone just photoshopped this up, sadly. _________________________________________________________________________]]></description>
		<link>http://www.tetherdcow.com/?p=8890</link>
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		<title>Let&#8217;s Party Like It&#8217;s 1999!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The internet is over. Yes, dear friends, you are all living in denial. According to the artist formerly known as the artist formerly known as Prince, and now known as Prince once more, the internet is just &#8216;a hip fad like MTV&#8217; and is now outdated. And running with his new-found insight, Prince is breaking [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.tetherdcow.com/?p=8872</link>
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		<title>One Liner</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Even though I&#8217;m very fond of the &#8216;yarn&#8217; type joke, I think my favourite kind of prepared humour is the one-liner. There is consummate comedy skill in creating a joke that is as funny as possible in the fewest number of words. Many of the best one-liners are crafted in the ubiquitous someone-walks-into-a-bar format, and [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.tetherdcow.com/?p=8862</link>
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		<title>The Times They Are a-Chargin&#8217;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[You will remember that a little while back we learned that Rupert Murdoch, using his needle-sharp insight into how people use the internet, stumbled on the notion that it would be a good idea to start charging visitors to read the online version of his flagship newspaper The Times. Consequently, the last month has seen [...]]]></description>
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